Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Poetry
The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner – Coleridge’s classic – Bloke in a boat kills a big bird and gets thirsty. Goes on a bit
2. Musical
Annie – Little ginger girl warbles in an orphanage – I wish it had been Tomorrow when I saw it – Goes on a bit.
3. Movies
King Kong – Big Monkey gets the hump, climbs the Empire State Building – falls off.
4. Literature
Sophie’s Choice – William Styron’s novel – Sophie has to make a decision!- Goes on a bit.
Village News
There are is a new shopping trolley in Spar. At last.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
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I don’t think Terry put his heart into this one.
Bet he’s too busy hanging up the signs announcing clay xmas tree ornaments….
How did you guess – i have had a sneay peak at his baubles – divine!
He’s got the beat of that mariner down.
Sure has
King Kong review was on-point.
Thanks
Sophie’s Choice review is laugh out loud funny. Terry really nails them.
Thanks John I think Terry is the doyen of critics
Surprised that the sun didn’t come out more for the ginger girl … oh wait … it will tomorrow.
I keep thinking about Albert Finney in the film version