Hello,
We present the following, admittedly grainy image of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris.
It is from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The Sausage”. The still is from the denouement of the film in which Bruce thwarts a gang of Chinese Triads who are up to no good. He retains the sausage with perfect balance throughout.
Why Chuck has got a Scone on his head is anybody’s guess.
So upset was Chuck at Bruce’s death that in every film he has made since he wears a sausage in Bruce’s honour. Here is Chuck in a Kung Fu remake of Pride and Prejudice called, “Die Hard For A Bit One Man War Gone Rogue Miss Bennett,” Pt 2 The Revenge.
Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Chinstrap
No oil painting is he!
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That fight scene is matched only by the intensity of the Lee and Norris lawyers teaming up to fight the release of this heretofor unknown image, for which Kylie Minogue had paid top dollar for for her next album.
(I hear it will also be on her line of tshrits and waffle irons.)
Good point – by the way I tried a flan on Chuck’s head – it didn’t have the same artistic merit as a Scone.
I appreciate the effort, the artistry, and, as always, the risk. I bet Chuck’s stare alone could make that flan go flambe.
It would have been a quiche scene!
Well, it’s understandable why Chuck got the scone… after all only one Kung Fu legend! BTW The sausage goes well with that squeaky scream Lee used to make! 🙂
AIEEEEEEE!
Yep, that one! 😆
There’s also one that goes like DHAWWWWWWWHHH
😆 !!!!!!!!!! I see you have also mastered the sounds!
But which one would wear the hamburger of death?
Chuck might be a clue!
I love that you are bonkers. 🙂
Good!