How Would You Characterise Your Leaders Folks?
Hello,
Presidents Obama and Putin are still at loggerheads over the need to lob a few missiles into Syria to tell off naughty President Assad and his mates for using chemical weapons.
The benefits of chucking a few missiles into Syria hasn’t been explained yet. But because there is no reason not to lob a few bombs at a dictator tucked away in his bunker and in all probability no longer in command of anything; FUCK IT! LAUNCH!
No doubt a few more innocent Syrians will die but, but Hey Ho! house prices are on the rise!
A CLEAR MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT! WE HAVE ACTED!
The Stealth Sausage Bombers are primed and the Inter Continental Ballistic Sausages armed and locations fixed;
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Meanwhile, Prime Minister David Cameron, miffed at being unable to understand why Parliament did not vote to keep us up America’s back passage and so threatening his post Prime Ministerial career of the global lecture circuit and directorships of Multi-Nationals a la Tony Blair, has got the right hump with President “Putin” On The Rich for dismissing the UK as a small island everyone ignores.
Peace Envoy My Arse
“What a bounder! He’s cost me a fortune,” The PM was heard saying as he queued for tea and sausage rolls at St Petersburg Bus Station, “Two words that’ll show we are still a Great nation – Morris Dancing!” And with a Hey Nonny Nonny, Nonny Hey Hey, David and the chaps pranced their way down St Petersburg High Street doing the famous “Cornish Toe Tap Tickle” and the strangely evocative “Blackie Bladder Bounce”. So put that in yer pipe and smoke it you Russian slap headed Bastard!
What a load of Bollox!
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Exactly right! Besides, it’s all done for purely humanitarian reasons!!! 🙂
Of course – hearts of gold all of them Marina
Don’t know why, but the idea of throwing a few missiles at every problem might help. Think of the utility: High liquor prices…launch! Long lines at the super…launch! No mustard on the sausage…launch! Fish and chip shortage…launch!
Could be you are onto something here John and a way to reduce the stockpiles as well!
Do you think attacking Syria’s leadership would be helpful at all? (Serious question)
The desperate logic of lobbing missiles,to be sen to be doing something is essentially gunboat,diplomacy and creates nothing except more resentment in the Muslim world. Go after the leaders, make them accountable,for,their actions, put them on trial and allow the rule of,law to determine the outcome – difficult because then a lot of former leaders here and in the US Would be a bit nervy about their actions in recent years – Russia and China are against it because they want to keep,the right to bomb their own people as well – Chechnya for example – sick twisted logic that puts power above the,lives of citizens.
So how do you depose a leader who hides behind his people?
Not by bombing his people Guap. If we can nab Bin Laden……….
Another middle east invasion – they can’t be Syria’s
Nice one!
It’s always been beyond me how killing people is ok to show people who kill people that killing people is wrong. What difference does the method of death make to the dead man?
PS love that last graphic!
It is a twisted logic that demonstrates 19th century thinking still abounds
19th Century? I think it’s from the Middle Ages.
Only you could put it quite that way, Jim. Cheering here.
Thanks Kate – I don’t understand why they don’t go after Assad and put him on trial – billions spent on spying on us, drones, caught Bin Laden and yet we stick with 19th Centruty gunboat diplomacy without any idea of the impact apart from blowing up some poor kids somewhere as collateral damage
Pic #10 will haunt my dreams – unfortunately.
That having been said, great work!
What he said!
The things you can’t unsee…
Cheers – depicting politicians is tricky!
Brilliant. The Bristol Stool chart says it all about this mess and our world leaders. Just a pile of poo!
Always have this to hand when a politician speaks and chart their progress through the table during the interview!