Hello,
Regular readers of my lies will recall that I joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?” (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)
Well, Great News! I have met a lovely man! Called Trevor!
In his previous life he was a Roman Centurion guarding Hardrian’s Wall, way oooop North!
Today he works in a brick factory.
He has rebuilt part of Hadrian’s Wall in his back bedroom. It’s lucky he works in a brick factory, otherwise it could have cost him a fortune!
He regularly pours boiling oil over passers by and recently crucified a man who was selling flannels door to door. The Police have been round to have a word about this. As you would expect. He explained the misunderstanding and bought a couple of flannels as a peace offering.
I’m going round for Tea. Traditional dress. I’m a bit worried. My hammer toes aren’t really set off by a sandal. Still hopefully the inflatable Christian I have bought from www.slaughterthereligous.com should keep Trevor amused and his mind off my pudgey tootsies.
Seeing his todger in a toga dampens the appetite somewhat. But I am taking a sherry trifle with me for pudding. Yum yum.
Agnes
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Agnes has no hope for time with Oily.
I’ve never seen them in a room together Frank!
Luckily for both.
For all of us! That would be some progeny……
I’ve heard stories about those Romans.
Maybe Agnes should go dressed as Mark Antony?
Roman in the gloamin!
I can’t believe you were ever single Agnes
I know – hard to believe
Sounds like Trevor is in for a little more than he can handle, hammer toes and all…
Love is blind
Such a fetching smile – how can he resist?
She has something about her alright
Hi! Just dropping by after you came over from Susie’s blog and I love this blog. I was at one time engaged to a redhead so I can relate a bit. Just signed up for your email alerts to follow you and Twitter too. I might even dye my hair red!
Hello and thanks for the follow – go for it!