Hello People,
It’s been a while. This is because I have been busy having lots of lovely dates on the Reincarnee’s Dating Agency, Have We’ve Met B4? (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)
Joachim from Hannover, turned out to have been a Eunuch in the Caliph of Baghdad’s Court (nice man but a little underpowered) and Claudio was an ancient Mayan human sacrifice and was loath to meet in public as a result of his night terrors.
I had higher hopes for Henry, who was previously a Norse warrior with a penchant for raw fish and discovering new lands in the frozen north. We’ve even had a weekend away together. In Northumberland. Sadly he burned down the local church, wenched and boozed with abandon and then stole a pedillo and headed east for Jutland, only to be picked up by the Royal Navy as he launched an all out assault on an Oil Rig. Foolhardy I’d call him but he has a larrikin’s charm if nothing else.
He’s coming round for a meal tonight actually. Roast pork with all the trimmings and trifle for afters. His sort always like trifle.
Tatty bye
Agnes
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The questionnaire on the Have We Met B4 site must be extraordinarily long. I am trying to wrap my brain around how complex it must be to consider a past life in with the current, and determine dating suitability. Agnes is a more adventurous woman than I am! It’s clear she enjoys a varied and fun life. Perhaps a bit risky, but fun.
She is a one is Agnes, Debra. The questionnaire is long and tortuous indeed for example Question 134 “If you had a Stone Age previous life, what were your views on woad, druids and pimping big bits of stone to impress your girlfriend.”
Haha! Perhaps a Bush’ism style pearl of wisdom could serve as the company motto
“love me once, shame on — shame on you. Love me — you can’t get loved again”
Sounds like Agnes should introduce Henry to sushi.
And then let him invade Japan.
Just for giggles of course…
Turn it into an Anime adventure for good measure
…brings back memories…sighhh….
All of them good I hope…..
I’m thinking someone is missing a prime money-making opportunity by not launching a dating service like this.
Poor Claudio. It’s not his fault. He needs to meet a nice girl who was a Mayan shamaness, maybe she can assist him. As for Joachim, well, I’m sure he has a lovely singing voice even now, but a lady likes more than just a serenade, of course.
I think you are onto something here…….nothing like a spot of human sacrifice to the Sun God to get tongues wagging