Damian Lewis
Posh English Actor who made his name is American TV Blockbusters such as Band of Brothers and Homeland. Recently spotted Hobbit bothering and Wizard baiting.
He is in discussions with Paramount to play the role of Huggy Tufty-Bumlick-Bear in the re-remake of 70’s cop classic Starsky and Hutch, in the style of Downton Abbey.
“I say old bean, top hole or what? The word on the boulevards is that this Huggy chap, c’est moi by the by, is hearing bad vibrations that plenty of hot weather is to be laid down in the off licence on 3rd and 4th just of East 29th. Toodle pip.” Damian is said to be “excited” about playing a black street hustler in da ghetto and has a flat cap that is just perfect for the role.
He has pimped his Butler in order to immerse himself in the role. Not in that way you understand.
Some things you may not know about Damian;
- He has won “Turtle Neck Jumper Wearer Of The Year” more times than anyone (more than even Pierce Brosnan or Michael Keaton!)
- He once spent three years in the Amazon searching for the Snub Nosed Warbler, the rarest Toad on the planet. With no success.
- He dated a full length body mirror for two years, claiming it was the most satisfting relationship of his life
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He could make a great commercial for Duracell!
He could
Homeland’s message: can’t trust a Ginger? Just cruel writers.
I know very harsh
LOL! …
…. anyway, I particularly liked him in “Life” as Det. Charlie Crews.
In his early days he was in some ropey shows always as posh totty
For a second I actually thought you were serious about Starsky & Hutch
Worth doing – get old Julian to knock out a “Quality” script – Bonneville would make a great Cap’n Dobie
That Damian! What a smashing piece of crumpet!
Phwoarrr!
I heard that rumor about him and the eggs. Astounding. I heard that Starsky & Hutch character’s name was originally going to be Shmoove Red, any truth to that?
Yesh but it was vetoed by Harvey Weinstein at the last minute