Hello Oily,
Tanning shops – where do you stand on the debate?
Leslie, Burnt Oak
Oily Replies;
Leslie;
No standing, I lie prostrate before them, I owe my success, my livelihood and the canyon like crevices on my face to my daily tanning sessions. You will never see a pale Oily.
Cook my little mahogany minx, cook!!
Oily
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He’s obviously got a grip on that couch to keep from sliding off?
HA!
There is fear in his eyes if you look closely
Oh, you are right!
A true spokesman!
A leader – he is thinking of standing for office on a Porn ticket!
Oily, you are abronze-creviced god.
Thank you
Are there NO places on Oily where the sun don’t shine?
Certain crevices that no man or beast should ever witness