Hello People,
I have been looking for love!
I signed up to Have We’ve Met B4? (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com) the dating agency for the reincarnated.
A very reasonable signing up fee and a choice of a Crossbow, The Plague or Witchcraft as a free signing on gift! I chose the Crossbow, it was made of plastic and sadly hasn’t lasted.
Among the matches from Have We’ve Met B4? was Terry, a very nervous Visigoth with dandruff, Clancy a hirsute Victorian Chimney Sweep (First man I met who platted his nasal hair) and Andrew, whose incarnation as Archimedes meant our date was a discourse on the importance of the bath plug.
Tonight I’m cooking dinner for Neville, who was a 4th Century Corsican Pirate plying his evil trade on the Barbery Coast, pillaging, wenching and ravishing as he went.
He’s in Telesales now is allergic to brushed cotton and is convinced that only a a reformed New Kids On The Block can save the world from militant Islam.
Sounds a catch. If a touch deranged. Hope he likes soup. I love soup. Slurp, slurp.
Tatty bye
Agnes
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a very nervous Visigoth with dandruff. You started my morning with coffee out the nose. Great! (well my wife doesn’t think so)
It was going to be a Hun with Halitosis but I though that was too far fetched.
Hehe…that pic of that woman looks like an old boss I had years ago. Well, a younger version of her.
Love it!
The crossbow must’ve been made in China. I would’ve taken the plague. It’s a gift that keeps on giving.
Brilliant!
This all begs the question which NKOTB can be reformed? My money is on Jonathan Knight because, if we’ve learned anything from Peter Parker, its that its always the quiet one who ends up saving the world.
Great point – well made – N’SYNC are on standby just in case it goes belly up with NKOTB
You’ve created on of the most original blogs on WordPress, buddy. Don’t ever change!
Cheers Hooky I will try not to
what a great idea! Wish there was REALLY a dating site for the reincarnated.I would totally go for the ravishing and pillaging guy! I hate brushed cotton too.
Do you want his number?
This all sounds lovely but what if Agnes was a Corsican wench in the 4th century, and Neville did wrong by her? Or what if she had been a sailor aboard a ship that Neville pirated? I do so worry for her.
It is nice that so many care Wally – She’s welling up here next to me.