Hello Oily,
Can you help? Recently I found to my horror that I am 75 per cent lettuce. My man says these must be my salad days but I am not so sure as I would have thought being made of cucumber would be more appropriate. Any tips?
Marianna, Kos
Oily Replies;
Marianna,
Well firstly I have a surfeit of oil and salad dressing which with a quick vinegar stroke will flow nicely, so fun times are just waiting for us.. Talking of tips, baby if the attached pic is a self portrait then yes, I have one hell of tip for you RIGHT NOW.
Can’t concentrate, can’t walk properly, I need rid of it quick. So throw on the onesie and getsie here quick. I got mine on already. Bring that cucumber. And some chillies. Spice it up girl.
Oily
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Giving Oily an opening regarding cucumbers is not a good suggestion.
Dangerous territory, agreed Frank – but worth the risk – sorry for the tardy reply in Spain fpor a few days and no internet link in the hotel!
Enjoy Spain!
Chillies as well as cucumber.
He’s hot stuff at the moment Andra…..
Leaf it to you to come up with a spicy fry-day
Lettuce is an aphrodisiac apparently, Oily, so let the good times roll!