Hello Oily,
Recently I started courting a man who was made of cornflakes. He was recently released from prison after serving 20 years for murder. Is it ok to go out with a cereal killer?
Kelly, Nebraska
Oily Replies;
Hi Kell,
Only if he has crunchy nuts. Danger is that due to the popularity of said nuts whilst in the prison these past 20 years he might have lost his snap crackle and pop. You might find that unless you have hands like hams, an adams apple and 5 O’clock shadow you are no longer the type to stir his porridge. Give him a good grilling – mixed if possible – to find out where you stand.
Oily
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A word to those crunchy nuts: ‘they’re greeaaaaat.’
Mmmmmm…….
Considering other possibilities as honey nuts, banana nuts, and grape nuts, there is the possibility of bringing back Dinky Donuts.
Dunkin Dinky Donuts has a ring to it Frank
Dinky Donuts was an actual cereal in the US … I think in the 1980s, but it had a short life span.
I learn something new everyday!
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_ucp_slideshow.asp?id=123&picid=2174
Cheers! (Or even Cheerios?)
Hilarious!!!
Good!
Crunchy nuts…….bwahahahahahaha!!
Honey roasted too
I do prefer my cereal to be organic. The mind reels!
I’m a crunchy nut man Debra
Crunchy nuts sound horrifically painful.
They are no fun, let me tell you.
such good advice!
As always!