Yes!
My Precioussss Ssssaussage
Perhaps this sword is not all it is cracked up to be
By the power of the sausage BE GONE EVIL SPIRIT!
The Lord Of The Sausage Trilogy
1. The Fellowship Of The Sausage
2. The Two Sausages
3. Return Of The Sausage
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Ah, the sausage…
Oh c’mon. There is no real sausage. It is just a story. Isn’t it?
Of course there were sausages, Waldo; These are are all deleted Scenes. Thanks for the discovery Ginger. Times for my Lembras and Low Tea.
One sausage to rule them all
Wish I’d thought of that!
Delete my comment then update your post!
No – I will wait two years, repost it and be hailed a genius!
Scientists will tell you the sausage was the first living organism in the universe. The egg came second
I knew it! And they laughed at me for all these years
True genius
Ha, ha! Now that’s a trilogy to chew over.
Certainly is – Star Wars next!
They’re taking the sausages to Isengard! QUICK SHADOWFAX, show us the meaning of BBQ!
Imagine that in elvish!