“The train goes through a six mile tunnel!”
“We thought he knew.”
“A six mile tunnel!”
“We did make sure he wore a high vis jacket.”
“Great.”
“And goggles. We did do a full risk assessment.”
“Well done.”
“Cheers.”
“One question.”
“What.”
“A high wire act on a train?”
“The risk assessment didn’t have a section to cover that, so we thought it was OK. Afterall he did walk across Niagara Falls!”
“Where is he now?”
“In the tunnel. On the tunnel too, for that matter. We found the goggles though. And his pole. They can be used again.”
“Every cloud …..”
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This dialogue is great!
“On the tunnel too” – I love that one!
Thanks very much – it started out as 4,000 words!
Hee hee.
Hilarious!
I didn’t see that coming! Apparently HE didn’t either! 🙂 So funny!
Every cloud
Brilliant ending.
This had me giggling!
Good
I’d say, “All over the tunnel”. I guess the gig at Niagara Falls was a one of.
TV Special – Donny and Marie presented it.