Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single “We Need A War – Any Kinda War!” is set for release on May Day. The B -Side is a reworking of The Supremes Classic, cleverly retitled “UKIP Hurry Love”.
The band, currently Ooooop North,throwing fresh vegetables at obese people, are confident that the song marks a new direction for their music. As David “Cotswold Crib” Cameron explained, “We gonna fuck da poor and make us all greedy yet needy, d’ya feel me? Oi Chunkster, wanna carrot? Buff the Topper please Fotheringham.”
George “Charlie Up De ‘Ooter” Osborne, said “This is gonna be bigger than TB!”
The band’s manager Simon Cowell, who has recently re-wrote the entire works of Shakespeare “as it lacked oomph,” said “I am soiled with excitement about this new single. It’s got words and everything. No, really. It’s right up there with The Birdy Song.”
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That’s not chest hair….that’s a door mat. ❤
The pic of Ginger Simon is a classic.
I love the chest hair…
“as it lacked oomph”…….he’s a twat.
He is…..
My Dear Sir; You should also be re-writing Shakespeare. Your phrase “soiled myself with excitement” is a literary gem. So kind of you to lend it to Sir Cowell for this piece. That was the true sign of a gentleman.
May God save the Crown and Maggie
Oh yes, one last thing; didn’t you mean to use the word “excrement” instead of “excitement?” Just a small point that you may wish to consider in the future.
God save the USA
No Wally it was excitement.
Here here my good man! Off with your head old chap!
Let them eat sausages!…lots and lots of sausages…
A fine idea – its time has come!
…got to agree with philosophermouseofthehedge, give them some sausages please!! 😆
We’ll see what can be done!
Cowell looks ravishing today, Jim.
He does doesn’t he
Cowell is the Devil – in ugly t-shirts.
Sums him up nicely