Popeless and Jobless
Dear Oily
Down with this sort of thing I say. Any openings in your business?
Pope Pius 23rd
Oily Replies;
Yo Ratzo my dawg,
Hows it hanging man? Surprised to hear you are jacking it in Pontiff baby, ‘cos at the FatVat 12 Xmas party, we did discuss over a Remy Martin and Gurkha hand rolled how your working day was so similar to my legendary Saturday Night Beverly Hills pool parties. You got the perfect job. Dang soldier you sure you wanna give all that up?
What about a ( not so ) straight swap – I would like to spend a bit of time in Rome even though it has gone a bit tame in the last couple of thousand years. Man that empire knew how to party.
And for you? Well Hollywood could be just the breath of fetid air you need to get that wilting staff of yours erect and vibrant once more.
PS …maybe you just need another batch of my little blue pills? Let me know.
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He isn’t going to give up anything. Like our greatest president, Jimmy-boy Carter, he will be sticking his nose into places it doesn’t belong; just like the Cardinals have been sticking their noses up where – – – well, let’s just leave it there.
Oily; you are one hell of a good man offering those beautiful blue pills to those in need. A great humanitarian, if I may say so.
I’ve nominated Oily for the porn equivalent of the Nobels – the Knob All
I’m surprised Oily George didn’t recommend Vegas. That’s a great place to do a final run.
The costumes in Vegas aren’t camp enough for the Church!
Pope Oily …. Definitely an interesting thought, and Rome would never be the same.
I have to agree with yot Frank – can you imagine the smoke billowing out from the sistene chapel from torn up copies of Rustler – Blue Smoke! Blue Smoke! and Pope Oiley I is elected.
No kidding … I can see the old stove exploding … maybe never to be used again.
This has the makings of a reality show Frank!
Why does viewing your image remind me so very much of cake or death? Maybe it’s just envisioning the whole tripping on the red carpet thing.
Maybe an Oscar Pastorious for the Pope this year?
Hmmmmm, who would give the acceptance speech then?
Great post GFB 😉
Cheers Rachael!