The Sperm With A Perm will be providing a regular update on his hopes and fears for impregnation. So, without further ado, over to you Sperm With A Perm!
Hi Everyone!
Been busy since I last wrote!
It was my cousin Tom’s 3rd minute birthday! Just imagine trying to play musical chairs with 120 million others! Takes Ages! I never want to hear Three Blind Mice again!
No sign of impregnating an egg at the moment! Bit slow out of the blocks recently! Just as well! He has been on his own in a hotel room! And we all know what that means!
Sentient life will be great though – better than this load of bollocks! Think of it! Arthritis! Embarrassment! Laughter! Riding A Bike! Love! Having A Crush On Mother Theresa! ONIONS! Masturbation! (although would that be genocide?!)
Just gotta find that egg!
Shame the Pope is stepping down! He was a true friend of sperm!
Hang on! I can hear New Kids On The Block being cranked up on the stereo!
Must Go!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
But I Won’t Do That!
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I almost choked laughing 😀
Good! Not that you choked but that you liked it!
He looks like a young Weird Al Yankovic…
Beat It! Must be the masturbator’s anthem Guap
You nailed it. Well almost. Shewww.
Practice makes perfect
This is too brilliant! I particularly love “Masturbation! (although would that be genocide?!)” — how do you come up with this stuff!
Sandee – Some can climb mountains, swim oceans, split the atom – I spout nonsense – continually. Glad you liked it, I wish my gift was somethng akin to Picasso but it is not sadly!
Just when I think you couldn’t get any more bizarre….
Great job!
Cheers!
Ach, Jim, always with the truly original characters 😀
Thanks Kate – must figure out a way of getting you to write a post about him soon!
genocide? now you are adding a new form of guilt for some
Spot the lapsed Catholic in me!
hehe, do some penance – quick!!!!!
Maybe the new Pope will help him find an egg. Somewhere. This is all so sad.
My heart goes out to
You just like to have fun, don’t you! Fun blog. Thanks for your many visits to mind.
Be well and blog on …
Thanks Jamie – likewise!