Oily,
Where do you stand on the ongoing civil strife in Syria?
President Assad, Damascus
Assad Me Old Mucker!
I stand astride Astrid, legs akimbo. Thrusting forward my unfeasibly large and hairy pouch. Magnificent. Erect. Disturbed. The Oily Essence.
10 minutes of this particular yoga position keeps me supple and ready for the day ahead.
That is completely irrelevant to your question but sometimes when I look at myself in a full double width mirror I just can’t help but admire me and feel a need to share.
As for the Syrians? They are a testy lot aren’t they. Time of the month I’ll wager . Camomile tea, some wacky baccy and a damn good sh*g and they’d all be right as rain.
Oily
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Awesomely oily… we all know a guy who is a little like this.
Absolutely!
That’s why I like that Karl guy on the Idiot Abroad show… we all know someone like that too.
I seem to know quite a few……
That worries me a little.
That recipe cures what ails most of the world. Brilliant.
Oily hopes so Red
Camomile tea is a great soother for the soul to relax one.. It may help with your awesome oily yoga positions Ginger.. 😉
Thanks Sue!
I’d have thought instead of standing, he’d have lain languidly upon it, exuding the manliness that only Oily G can exude.
Then he’d have done something tastefully obscene with a falafel.
Food for thought there…..