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Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

January 31, 2013 by gingerfightback

I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here

I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in bottles mostly although some customers prefer plastic containers. This i find odd. But I won’t go into it here.

So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?

1. December 2013 – Scientists will discover that The Universe is in fact a giant leg of lamb.

2. February 29 2013 – We will discover that 2013 is not a leap year.

3. June 6 1944 – The Allies will storm the beaches of Normandy and set in train the downfall of Hitler.

Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………

Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –

Mary, Tetbury

Brother Pete says “It was in my pocket all along!”

Melanie, Santa Barbera,

Wendy wants to let you know that the fish paste was past its sell by date but she doesn’t blame you

Liang Bo in Shanghai

Bo Bing want to let you know that you will find it in the sock draw.

Deirdre, Bochum

Ludwig is pleased that you have found happiness again.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….

I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.

Until next time……….

Posted in ginger, humor, nonsense, Random Thoughts, Stories, Writing | Tagged Astrology, Britain, Childhood, Comedy, Death, Fortune telling, Humor, Humour, World War 2 | 21 Comments

21 Responses

on January 31, 2013 at 4:36 pm | Reply El Guapo

Does the Crate of Destiny ride in the Lorry of Eternity?
- on January 31, 2013 at 6:52 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  If you want it to yes, Guap!
on January 31, 2013 at 4:46 pm | Reply trixfred30

Not if the Traffic Cops of Pedantic Exasperation get in the way
- on January 31, 2013 at 6:52 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Good point (pint even)!
on January 31, 2013 at 4:56 pm | Reply yourothermotherhere

My peanut butter jar says to tell you that Sue says hello. (smiles)
- on January 31, 2013 at 6:51 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Hello Sue!
  - on January 31, 2013 at 7:23 pm yourothermotherhere
    
    LOL!
on January 31, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Reply Tom (Aquatom1968)

😯 This year isn’t a Leap Year?
I’d better cancel that day’s holiday rather sharpish then!!!
- on January 31, 2013 at 8:41 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  The Mystic Milkman has his finger on the pulse and is confident his prediction will ring true Tom!
on January 31, 2013 at 10:17 pm | Reply hollyannegetspoetic

I once hailed a milkfloat mistaking it for a bus – it was a dark night and I don’t see very well…. Wonder if it was Barry?
- on February 1, 2013 at 6:58 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Probably – he’s the last one in the country. Hell of a round these days!
  - on February 1, 2013 at 6:09 pm hollyannegetspoetic
    
    A bit like being Santa….
  - on February 1, 2013 at 7:36 pm gingerfightback
    
    He has a white beard too…….
on January 31, 2013 at 11:29 pm | Reply Waldo "Wally" Tomosky

Always funny. Thanks.

You will find it in the sugar bowl.
- on February 1, 2013 at 6:54 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Thanks Waldo – I’ve been looking everyehere.
on February 1, 2013 at 1:00 am | Reply susielindau

I would love to hear my future from the great milk bottle. Well, maybe I’ll just leave well enough alone……spilled milk and all!
- on February 1, 2013 at 6:53 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Susie, between you and me – anyone who predicts that the Universe is a giant leg of lamb is not someone whose opinions I would take seriously. Just off for a run in my red t-shirt with my fat friend!
  - on February 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm susielindau
    
    Remember to get those knees up Jim! And now you now the signs of a heart attack just in case…. 🙂
  - on February 1, 2013 at 3:13 pm gingerfightback
    
    Survived!
on February 1, 2013 at 4:54 pm | Reply The Hook

You’ve crafted one of the most original blogs on WordPress, my friend! Nice work.
- on February 1, 2013 at 5:09 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Cheers Hook – ain’t bad yerself me old son!