Hello,
Happy New Year!
I hope you had a good one – I got over excited in the Strained Parrot on New Year’s Eve. £10 a ticket, finger pork pie buffet and carafe of Bulgarian Cabinet per person. Great Value.
Still suffering now though. The rash is back with a vengeance and I reckon the Bulgarian Cabinet has accelerated my annual bout of the Norovirus. Shirl’s had to break out the emergency air freshener as a result of my stomach’s disposition.
Whilst on the pot I read that most people set unrealistic New Year’s resolutions that mean they are bound to fail. Inevitably.
Things like being able to run a marathon, pack up the fags, drink less or do all those jobs round the house that have been in the pipeline for years.
So for this year I have set my limits a little lower to avoid disappointment. Inevitably. I will aim to;
- See my penis for the first time in five years whilst standing without the aid of a mirror.
- Reduce my rash by at least a third
- Fix the wardrobe doors (one squeaks and the hinge on the other is a bit wonky as me and Shirl sought passion in 1997 to overcome an argument about the squeaky one – put me back out as well).
Oh yeah and to be happier.
Laters.
Bob
You can read more of Bob’s musings whilst on the pot here and here. Your lives will be infinitely richer for doing so.
Bob, if you think the Bulgarian Cabinet is bad, try some Ukrainian politics! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AQQAKAROls.
Good God!
I think Bob should have rewards for himself as incentive to accomplish his goals – padded seat, new library, etc…
Downton Pot!
Bob should be facilitating goal-setting seminars.
I can see it now Frank – On The Pot Communications is born – with a unique delivery mechanism!
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Well, with goals like this, I think happiness is inevitable! I wish you well, Bob, into the new year and beyond!
He has nearly touched his knees today Debra – Progress!
Good job, Bob. I like setting reasonable goals as well. Today I hope to eat breakfast and take a nap. 🙂
Attainable goals – the key to a happy life. Try adding a sprinkling of TV watching next and build from there. Something like re-runs of Murder She Wrote!
Good idea.