I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk, eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. December 2012 – Like The Mayans I believe the world will end on 21st December 2012.
2. Harvest Time 2013 – The polyester shell suit will feature heavily in armed uprisings in the Middle East.
3. January 2012- The Rolling Stones will buy up all stocks of old rope and sell it as a box set.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Elaine, Walthamstow
The cat ate it.
Barbara, Adelaide
Mum kept the receipt in case you didn’t like the blouse.
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Bo Bing thinks velcro fasteners would be a safer bet for you.
Andre, Biarritz
Pierre says not to worry about the faulty wiring in the toaster. It was a mistake anybody could make and he doesn’t blame you.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
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I forsee great successes for Barry if he finally sets up a psychic dating service.
Give me some suggestions Guap!
Liking it … 🙂
Many thanks Eliza!
I’d put money on no.3!
Dead cert!
Considering that number 3: “January 2012- The Rolling Stones will buy up all stocks of old rope and sell it as a box set” happened or did knot happen about a year ago, we can check rope stocks and find out if this is old noose.
Any purchase will come with no strings attached
But how long can the purchase be strung out? (as well as these puns.)
A knotty problem