Hello Oily,
I recently discovered that my skin care regime is a bit on the harsh side. I have exfoliated so hard that my legs now end at my knees. This makes wearing my new Puma trainers tricky. Also my love life is suffering.
Any tips?
Larry Blister, Alabama
Oily Replies;
Sorry to hear of your difficulties Larry.
But being in Alabama I’d say that makes you quite the catch. Betcha got a purty liddle cousin ain’t ya? Just pluck that banjo and go see her. If she ain’t down for some lovin’ she should have some extra toes you can nick.
Well it’s a start.
Oily
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Dear Oily, I could not help but agree wholeheartedly with your advice to Larry B. He needs to shake a leg and get started on that familiar love making. If you were ever to see the phone book for Twixknees, Alabama it is full of Blisters.
Thank you Wally!
That could be the new 50 Shades phenomenon……
I think this is a set up.
Exfoliation? They don’t even worry about maintaining their tooth in Alabama.
Harsh Guap, very harsh.
I know a source of orthotics and sex aids if Larry’s Alabama solution fails.
Selfless in the service of others as always