Hello Oily
I am unsure about what underwear I should wear on my first date with the girl of my dreams. I have hankered after her for years!
I am thinking of taking her to the local abattoir for a night out as I am fond of a spot of butchery. Then grab some sausage and chips from the Burger Van on the A38 just outside Padstow before back to my place for some slap and tickle. My brother has leant me his old bottle of Denim aftershave as he reckons women found this irresistible. I’m not sure as it sets my sinuses off something terrible
So Oily, Y-Front, Slip, Boxer or Thong?
Butcher Bill, Padstow
Oily Replies;
Hey Butch it has to be the Thong. Always.
Sing a Thong for Europe I say. It is important for a person to be comfortable in his own skin. Or someone elses skin if you are from the Dennis Nielsen or Jeffrey Dahmer School of Love.
So the more flesh exposed the better. Whether it be pock marked, skid marked, Marky marked or whatever, just be proud of your flab. She will love you for it all the more.
Ride Up!
Oily
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If you can find a nice old leather butcher’s apron, that would fit the theme of the date and be easy to wipe down if you get a bit of chip grease on you. Would look fab with the thong.
Great tips! Thanks
Thong for Europe? Are you a thongwriter too?
Listen to the Ginger song and make your mnd up!
Dennis Nielsen was a regular in my pub, of course I am too young to remember that but some of the old timers talk of him, in the sense they had a near miss.
He was a funny one was Dennis
Not sure why he’s waiting to get her back home.
Sounds like a sure thing…
Sausage and Chips always works……
Good luck, buddy!
He thanks you for your kindness Hook!
I have a strong urge to yell, “My eyes! My eyes!”
Yell girl!
Butchers in Thongs for Europe would be an excellent fund raising effort.
A thongathon maybe?