Hello,
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
I’ve made some plates for my local pub The Misgoynist and Duck as they have expanded their food sales. I call them surf n turf n earthenware.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Painting
The Guernica – Picasso’s most famous. I gurn a lot too. Especially if I eat pickled food.
2. Movies
Gone With The Wind – Set in America. He doesn’t give a damn in the end. Nice staircase though. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
The Sex Pistols – Never Mind The Bollocks – I love a bit of folk rock, this is what Emerson Lake and Palmer would have sounded like if they hadn’t split up. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Yann Martell – Life of Pi – Pies don’t last long in my house! There’s a tiger in it. The book not the pie. Goes on a bit though.
Village News
The Local Cult’s Proposed Mass Suicide
Elsie has a sprained ankle and this event has been postponed. Keep an eye out in the Post Office window for a new date.
‘Til next time – The Wheel Keeps On Turning!
TCTP
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Cotter is a nice man – – – tells it like it is. Why doesn’t he run for president some day? He makes more sense than most of ’em. Please tell Cotter that his typsetter screwed up – – – royally. He used the ‘r’ instead of the ‘t’. Oh boy, is he in big trouble. Maybe he should attend the evenr.
Fixed!
Funny guy that Cotter. I hope we see more of him.
You will Wally, you will.
Wouldn’t GWTW been cool with a Sex Pistols soundtrack? Hmm.
Not sure Red.
Got to say I agree with the gentleman on The Life Of Pi… I mean, what the flip actually happens in that boat????
Not a lot!
This is my favorite thing you do, always makes me laugh!
Cheers – I like Terry too – he’s like my autistic inner child revealed – hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
Attempting to catch up a bit from being away for the holiday … yet find the best review ever of Gone with the Wind.
Tara!
I’m curious to see some of Terry’s reviews of things that don’t go on a bit. I wonder what it takes to make that category…
Good question -I’ll ask him