Hello Folks!
If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!
Hello Everyone
Governor Romney offered me a lift in his car today. “You can be strapped onto the roof and keep ma dawg cumpaknee!” he offered. He is a nice man. 47% of him is made of leather.
The President was in the key election state of Florida and announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through Choral productions of Grease in every town with a population over 5,000 souls. Oramalamadingdong Care.
Sarah Palin’s Thought of The Day – Nearly had one!
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy – Told West Germany “I am a sausage” and they still loved him! Hopped a lot as a child. Camelot, Jacqui, Hope and then slain in Dallas by about 254 assassins all standing on a Grassy Knoll. Had a bad back. Lots of Irish households still possess ashtrays with his face on. Invented the Etch A Sketch. Had an incredibly square head.
Only 47%?
Now now Andra!
tireless reporting Sooty
Endless Joe!
Sooty will deserve a long break after covering the last days of the election!
He’s havng this week off!
Wait – is making everyone watch a choral production of Grease the same as those “death panels” I’ve been hearing about?
Yes!
Oramalamadingdong Care, loved it!
Good – glad someone liked it – this isn’t just thrown together you know!
Thank you, Sooty, for keeping tabs on Sarah. Some of us never get tired of trying to read her thought bubbles. It’s good to know that if she ever does have a thought you’ll be there to catch it! Well done!
Cheers Debra – we will keep a beady eye on things!
Is the Sainted Sarah wearing a condom on her head?