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If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!
Governor Romney recently toured the key election state of Colorado. He announced a new plan to boost jobs and growth in America by offering generous tax breaks for deep-sea nose hair exploration.
“Nose hair has a great future. I keep mine in a jar. Gonna frack ’em. Wanna see?” He told bemused onlookers.
The President also toured the key election state of Colorado. He announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through a mass conversion to Buddhism. Okarma Care.
Sarah Palin’s Thought Of The Day – We thought she was thinking, but it turned out to be a spot of trapped wind.
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
#3 Theodore Roosevelt – Big Lad. The Teddy Bear was named after him. Used to beat dissenters with the limbs of Filipinos. Wasn’t in the best of health when he died. Ears made of wheat.
Gotta love TR. Nobody is perfect, but he was some kind of character.
You mentioned him yesterday Andra! great minds think alike etc…..
Although I forgot to mention this in the last post, great scoop on President Obama’s initiatives. So that’s why Teddy was called Old Wheat Ears! Meanwhile, not enough time for the last quote to get a good idea from Palin because neuron sparks only so often.
Yep Frank and we’ve paid her a lot of money for her thoughts – well a penny for them……
I’m wondering what to send Sarah for her wind problem.
Peppermint
Ha, Okarma care.