If you missed Ginger Sooty’s first report on the US Election you can read it here!
The election for the next President of the US is only a few days away and Gfb has sent ace reporter Ginger Sooty to cover it.
Hello Everyone
Governor Romney has toured the key election state of Florida, where he had a meaningful conversation with an orange and squeezed a satsuma in a provocative manner. His hair was very shiny, dare I say….. lustrous?
The President also toured the key election state of Florida. He announced a major new initiative which will use Andean pack animals as a sustainable transportation system. Ollama Care.
Sarah Palin’s Thought Of The Day – Sorry, nothing doin’ today!
Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.
#2 Abraham Lincoln – Big Lad. Wore a big hat. If you want to get ahead wear a hat. Famed for his Gettysburg Address. Don’t know why,as it was just 1265 Maple Avenue, Gettysburg, PA.
Slain by an assassin.
Some people have asked Why Sooty?
Here he is debating US Foreign Policy recently;
Ollama Care is officially the best phrase of the day. I may be giggling about this one for a while to come.
Good – alpaca suitcase for you!
second that! As a ‘swing state’ we here in the wild west of Nevada are already being allowed to vote. Made sure to get my own votes in… to cancel out my room mate’s choices.
Damn, if only we had sock puppets as pundits here. What a happy world it would be. Not to mention the amusement factor in the constant blathering political tv commercials.
Some day… some day I say!
You should plan this for 2016
I think Ollama Care is the best thing to come out of this election!
Hooray!
Every time I think about this stupid election, I am going to play that Sooty theme song in my head.
Please put a ginger head on my favorite President, Theodore Roosevelt. The right photo might be really funny.
You are a mind reader Andra! Tomorrow!
I will be laughing all day at “Ollama Care”.
Good!
First time I’ve ever heard Abe Lincoln described as Big Lad. Thanks Sooty for the profound Palin quote.
I will
I was looking forward to the new Spielberg movie about Lincoln. Now I’m afraid that I could cause a scene. I’m very liable to burst out laughing when he takes off his hat. I’m glad our election process provides you so much to think about. Even our dear Sarah…four years later she is a source of joy, isn’t she?