I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here.
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt. I used to deliver babies as well. Not any more though. Political correctness gone mad in my opinion.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. Cous cous will become the carbohydrate of choice for the discerning.
2. Vowels will be banned in France to save money.
3. At least 48% of Barry Manilow will melt in the Spring.
4. Prince Harry will get his todger out. Again.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Francoise, Paris,
Papa says you always look lovely in Bleu!
Hanif in Karachi
Imran wants to let you know that the Asif borrowed his puncture repair kit and still has it. Nip round there and get it off the thieving dog.
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Bo Bing thinks you left the back door open.
Norman in Totnes
Maureen wants to let you know that she is fine and doesn’t blame you for running over the cat last year. And her come to that.
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
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Productive output today, how many posts is that?
What does he think of Psychic Sally, I had the misfortune to catch her on TV last night, but couldn’t turn over. Can Barry predict if she is a shameless charlatan or not?
I’ll get on to him Joe. But of course he knew that.
Regards output – cheers – the worry is they are only taking a few minutes to dream up at the moment and as you can tell even less to write up. When the sun shines etc…….
I haven’t forgotten about your Disney extravaganza – is there an angle for your Food Network creations?
That’s alright, you’re in a rich vein of form is all. The Food Network stars aren’t suited to Disney now they are venturing into pornography
Didn’t know milkman still worked elsewhere. I haven’t seen a milkman in the US since I was a kid, and that’s more than a few years ago. lol
They are a dying breed
Perhaps if we drank more milk?
It is one of my missions in life…..
It’s good to have a mission.
How old is your milkman?!!! And what about his thoughts on quinoa?
He is 126. He’s not a fan!
My brother was right! I do look just like the milkman.
Great post by the way.
Cheers – I look like Mikhail Gorbachev but that is a whole different story!
Does Barry know if Auntie and Oily will ever do the bop?
That would be very difficult Frank! But we are meeting in Belfast in a couple of weeks to discuss money etc – Auntie will be joining by Skype as the parole is proving difficult still.
I would say more, but I’m laughing too hard at your new profile photo. You may have permanently disabled my ability to comment! Brilliant (literally) choice!
That story just creases me everytime I read it Debra – it is what life is all about!
“Liang Bo in Shanghai
Bo Bing thinks you left the back door open.”
Bo Bing wants me to let you know that his actual full name is “Ba Da Bing”, second cousin to “Ba Da Boom”. He doesn’t like using it, as it makes him sound too American.
Thanks for the tip off – the last thing I want is a Sino-UK stand off requiring Gandolfini stepping in to smooth things over. Happy New Year too and I look forward to more of your Fashion snaps!