We welcome Agnes DuPont to tell us more about her previous lives!!!!!! Her first instalment can be read here
To connect with previous lives, Agnes eats cheese.
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME AS CHEESE IN THE WRONG HANDS CAN BE LETHAL.
Hello People,
A few years ago I spent a most enjoyable fortnight as Albert Einstein. It was great being brainy for a while.
During my time as Albert Einstein I discovered that light has slowed down a bit. This is good news for all those who rely on torches to see in the dark as the batteries will last longer.
The formula E=MC2? It doesn’t mean anything. Albert just thought the letters sounded nice when arranged like that. Apparently it could have been P=KF2 – too clunky in his opinion.
I also invented the dashes to add to the dots in Morse Code which up to that point hadn’t worked very well. As you can see, —…— tells a whole different story!
Yep, It Was Fun Being Albert Einstein.
You may think I am a fantasist who eats cheese late at night……….I would beg to differ. I was there.
Regards,
Agnes
Dear Agnes, I knew Albert – – – and you are no Albert.
I was for a while!
Oh. Sorry. I should have seen the resemblance. Good posts. I am enjoying them.
Thanks
So glad I dropped by for a science lesson. I need to get some of that cheese!!!
Send me lots of money and I will post you some.
I wonder if that formula doesn’t have something to do with transporting your psyche due to cheese induced psychicality…
The sqaure root of Gouda over the Cube of Edam…..
Considering the presence of cheese, I think what we have here is a case of “brie-incarnation.”
Oh Yes! I doff my cap…
Thanks for the cheese warning, Jim. That was a close one. I was just about to sit down to half a pound of gouda.
We are a public service Kate!
Oooh! I just had an idea. Picture Albert Einstein…now think of his famous hair…and then imagine him a ginger! I know I’ve cross pollinated here, but I couldn’t help myself!
We’ll see what can be one Debra!
Is Agnes a result of spending too much time on a train?
Partly Frank – you will see some more over the next couple of weeks if i pull my finger out!
I can at least vouch for the veracity of your assertion that cheese-eating leads to otherworldly experiences. As witness, an historic event referred to only in whispers in our household as Cheese Night, and remembered with a certain amount of awe and trembling. 😉
You are going have to divulge more of this Homerian tale…….