Britain’s leading Director of Erotica, Oily George takes time out of his hectic schedule to give tips on grooming and style!
Word Up!
Hello Oily,
Please help – I just can’t satisfy my woman’s lust for dirty scrabble.
She is insatiable in putting rude words on the board, even in the company of my church going parents. She started with “bottom, nipple and charlie” but has now dangerously progressed to “willy, knob and knockers”. Where will it end?
Ma and Pa’s local church is having a charity scrabble evening next week and I am worried that the filth will only get worse.
How do I avoid a double word score blowout?
Sidney, Pamplona
Oily Replies;
Sid I wouldn’t worry too much about shocking the local vicar. I have an upstanding member, errm… sorry got distracted by my next door neighbour’s activities (note to self, get the binoculars cleaned).
Anyway, yes I AM an upstanding member of the community, an erect pillar if you will. Because of my involvement with the local Beverley Hills Scientology Church I know what goes on behind closed doors in ‘respectable’ society. You would be shocked if you knew the truth. Lets just say a lot of “Hubbard in the Cupboard” goes on.
Yo feel me?
Ever tried strip sniff spank scrabble? Now there is a game!
Oily
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Strip sniff spank…….ha.
Ouch!
I’m surprised Oily didn’t offer to come over and demonstrate the definitions of those words for/on them…
He will be on tour in the New Year!
Is Oily George blond?
Depends what wig he is wearing that day
He is a man of many talents, no doubt!! But he is smarter when he wears ginger!
Strip Sniff Spank Scrabble sounds like fun.
Just be careful when you play it. Very careful and have the curtains drawn!
There goes another family game!
Your Christmas’ must be fun!