Hello
I was at the Doctor’s this morning getting my rash looked at. As usual I had to wait ages. Shirley’s broccoli and cauliflower bake from last night was knocking at the door, so I folded a copy of Hello! under me arm and paid a visit to the facilities (fully adapted for disabled users I am glad to say although the seat was a bit wonky).
In Hello! there was a photo of Princess Kate holding her hat on her head because it was windy. Lovely teeth too. Clean and everything. All her own I’ll wager. That’s why Wills fell for her. Hat control and a good set of gnashers. What more does Royalty need?
Perhaps the capacity to put gloves on. But apart from that?
I like a woman in a hat. Classy. Not balaclavas though – that is just sick. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.
Laters
Bob
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Bob, this brings back memories of my friend inviting me over for cauliflower soup. 1) Don’t invite me to dinner and give me soup. 2) Make sure you have 2 bathrooms in your flat if you insist on serving cauliflower soup
Wise as always Joe
I lernt the hard way. There was a fight for the toilet. I still drink to forget the memory of that night
Some wear chicken instead of hats, at least that’s what it looked like at the wedding.
I will investigate further!
I wonder if Bob’s rash is on his buttocks from sitting on damp toilet seats…
I knew i could rely on you Guap to come up with a rational explanation!
I love hats and mad hatter tea parties!!!
Hooray!
Your balaclava-on-birds phobia is fascinating, Bob….
Worryingly fascinating Kate
Wills didnt marry her for her nashers. It was her maracas. And we can all testify to that thanks to Closer. God bless the Itals.
Good point well made.
Always a delight to hear from Bob.
he finds it a strain at times
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Nasty pic, funny bit. Enjoyed the laugh -first today after sad news.
Thanks Charmaine – sad news? everything OK?
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