Bob Lewington here;
I was round Aunt Bab’s this morning adjusting her new chairlift.
I had seized it from a Paralympic hero who had failed to pay her Council Tax. I won’t name names but this individual’s ability to inspire a generation didn’t wash with the Magistrate.
Still Bab’s was grateful for the chairlift, although technically speaking there is nothing actually wrong with her . Being bone idle is not recognised as a medical condition.
The lift does set her new wallpaper off a treat though.
I had the inaugural journey, as I needed the smallest room. Got stuck on the landing and had to walk the rest of the way. Not exactly Neil Armstrong but you can’t have everything in life.
I had a go at that Sudokio in The Sun whilst on the pot. All Those Numbers! In Boxes. Up. Down. Across. Did My Head In. Numbers are bollocks. End of.
So I rolled up the paper and swatted a fly who was banging its head against the frosted window pane.
Bit like me with the Sodokio.
I walked down the stairs. Part of a new Olympic inspired fitness programme. The lads in the Dubious Pilchard were impressed when I told them. Given up crisps as well. Well, on Sundays at least.
I’m on the road to Rio!
Be lucky fella.
Bob
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The bar-maid at the Pilchard is quite the little number, ain’t she?
Wink Wink!
I am a Sudoko girl. Gives my head a break from the rest of the world.
Good for you Michelle – sadly it is not Bob’s cup of tea.
I’m starting to think these little posts could have its own theme song. “Bob’s on the pot he likes to read a lot (It’s a man thing!)”. The refrain could be two minutes of flushing sounds with a female opera singer in the background.
Pure Class!
I agree. Bob deserves his own theme song.
Let me find my kazoo, and we can start jamming.
I can always count on being inspired when I stop by for a visit! And I am going to sign up for your Twitter!! Can only imagine the adventures that I will be reading about! Say hello to Aunt Babs…
Will do!
A new side of bob – out in the world and all.
Does he reckon a lack of chips in his diet will severely curtail his time on the pot?
Yes! Olympic Glory is all that matters now!
Bob should petition for a new event!
Not sure if they’ll want to televise it though…
Very impressed with the decision to walk back down. Now that took commitment.
A new character for me … classic!
Dear Ging,
Numbers ARE BOLLOCKS!!!!
ahhahaha!!! It’s true!!!
🙂
Love, Lis
xoxo
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