Hello Folks,
Bob Lewington here again.
I was round my son’s Bob, or Young Bob as he is known in the family. Sometimes I am known as Old Bob, Dad Bob, Papa Bob or my own favourite, Head of the Household and Main Provider Bob.
Nature decided to take its course. Young Bob’s girlfriend Lily had a copy of Hello! magazine to hand so I had a quick shufty whilst performing my evacuation.
Olympic Hero Bradley Wiggins was shown retieing the laces of his shoes which had come undone in the street! He’s a double knot man by the look of it.
There was also photo of Kate Winslet buying some plums (they looked a bit bruised to me) David Beckham examining his tattoos and Lady Gaga eating a cheese and pickle sandwich.
Absolutely fascinating.
I’m going to get Young Bob to take a grainy photo of me examining an over ripe strawberry and send it to Hello! It looks like they print any old rubbish.
Might make Young Bob and me a few bob so to speak.
Best wishes,
Bob
Good idea. Should keep you in the news for a while.
I’ll rush out and order a copy, Jim.
Do Kate!
Print any old rubbish……hahaha.
Indeed Andra!
I’m watching Celebrity Big Brother. Its great. Bet Lynch is chewing on a banana belonging to that chap from Spandau Ballet while someone called The Situation is arguing with a Page 3 girl about whether her tits are real or not. You don’t get that kind of entertainment in Hello or OK. Maybe on the DailyMail Online….
The Mail is a sci-fi fantasy channel!
Where was Winslet shopping? It’s plum season so they should be in fine fettle.
Sainsbury’s in Camden – you may want to do a mystery shop Joe!
I’ll be popping by later to squeeze their plums