Hello Folks,
Gfb welcomes a new columnist Bob Lewington.
Bob a Bailiff, recently met us when he sought to seize the Leather Cornerpiece (with detachable armrests) I had bought on tick from Matalans the other month.
After a conversation about repayments, Bob asked if he could use the facilities. When he emerged from the smallest room, he commented, “Nice collection of motoring magazines you have to hand Fightback. I always read when I’m on the Pot. It’s an Oasis in an otherwise hectic schedule.”
Happily, Bob agreed not to repossess my Leather Cornerpiece (with detachable armrests) on the proviso that he could contribute to Gfb in some way.
So Bob, Over To You!
Hello Everyone!
When I’m on the pot, I like to read a lot. It’s a man thing!
There was a Guardian Newspaper left in the bog of the house I was repossesing today. Very interesting article about the demise of the Polar Ice Cap. I was worried for a moment.
I also read an article about that Wikileaks fella Julian Lasagna.
Sadly there was no toilet roll………
All the best,
Bob.
Jim you live a very eventful life with lots of colourful characters to interact with. You must be exhausted at the end of your day.
Nearly Michelle – just listening to people gives me all the ideas I need! Glad you liked Bob!
That always happens, no paper in the bog.
How true Harry!
Well hi there Bob. I hate it when there is no toilet roll because the ink from the Guardian smears and stains so. Instead, duck walk out to the parlor and mention that you hate be a bother but…..your host will bring you some before you get down even a third of a cup of tea.
Cheers Rich – I will remember that – you meet the nicest people via WordPress!
I do believe Bob has a passing resemblance to a certain ex-deputy Prime Minister. I wouldn’t be letting him anywhere near my WC with his reputation, just in case.
That’s been his curse and his blessing
Good grief… really! Ginger! 🙂
It’s all true!
Fine looking ginger top on Bob and you got to admire a man who appreciates the pot (the dunny, long drop or thunder box down under). Shame there wasn’t any dunny roll, I hate that. I like to leave a pen and paper in my throne room to work out my harder problems, CS
Wise words mon Capitane!
Bob could be creative and use the newspaper as toilet paper…just a suggestion.
Worth looking into – I will check his soil stack arrangmements first though.