A few weeks ago, Gfb told you about Sarah Palin’s affair with disgrace Murdoch crone, Rebekah Brooks. Sadly they have split up – for Sarah has a new love! Nelson Mandela!
Mama Grizzly fell for the 126 year old South African colossus when they discovered a shared passion for topiary.
Sarah has told friends that when she saw Nelson’s ten foot tall rabbit, shaped from his favourite Bay Laurel, she knew he was the one.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “One time with Mandela you’ll never want another fella!”
It appears the lovers also share a passion for sporting chocolates on their heads
Sarah’s children Animal, Mineral, Vegetable and Mineral-Again, all love prodding Nelson with a stick when he pops round to sharpen his shears.
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr! wouldn’t mind seeing photos of them two going at it. Bet she enjoys sitting atop Nelson’s Column! Phwoarrr….”
We wish them well.
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I only hope it’s genuine, and not a feeble attempt by Mandela to remain relevant.
What? It’s a feeble attempt by Palin to remain relevant?
Poor Nelson…
Poor lad.
I don’t wish them well!
Great post – as always!
Cheers – the path of true love etc etc
Palin looks like a right tit. Or maybe a left
Sarah’s a tit wit, and she’s milking her limited abilities and her family for all they’ll udder.
Agreed.
She has her knockers
I am shocked. I thought Palin was a white chocolate kind of gal.
You know the saying “once with black you never go back”
A no … say it ain’t so.
Sadly, ’tis true Frank!
Ginger, leave Sarah alone, she does enough damage to herself with you revealing her cone on head addiction, CS
Ok mon Capitane!
“Once with Nelson spoils you for … venison”? Nah, doesn’t have the same ring. She certainly must have a lot of affection, to spread it so widely. Can’t argue with a woman who has so many guns.
I wouldn’t!