Hello Folks,
Ginger Sooty, GLOVE PUPPET OF DREAMS provides a daily round-up of events at the London 2012 Olympics that are, quite simply London 2012. Here is his update for Day 4.
Hello everyone,
Great to see Tom Daley from Team GB in the diving. Is he British though? Check out how white his teeth are! And he can form a sentence!
I had the chance to have a sneak preview of Tom’s Olympic Diary, sponsored by Dairycrest.
“Diving Daley’s Daily Dairy Diary” is a great read. For example;
“July 30th – Got out of bed with triple somersault, piked in tuck position and had a bowl of Frosties. Cleaned teeth with twist and pike. Off to the pool for some diving practice. Floss on the way.”
Diving does not make great radio, “He jumps…..He’s in the water.”
Also a highlight was the record score by the USA’s Vincent Hancock in Skeet Shooting. If like me you wondered where Skeet Ulrich’s promising career ended up…
A couple of sports for you to look out for today.
1. Long Distance Circumcision – One of the highlights of any games. Can Yitzhak Cohen create history by winning his fourth consecutive gold? He is everyone’s tip. But expect a nip and tuck showdown with Hilary Bump from Team GB. He is eager for a slice of the action.
2. Team Nervous Tittering In The Dark – One for the purists this. It just shows how inclusive the Games are. Even the bashful get a go! Expect the gold to go Cambodia, led by the Queen of the Titterers, Tee Hee-Hee.
Enjoy The Games! Sooty.
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Dear Ging,
Tee hee!!!!!
🙂
Lis
Someone spotted it – Yippee!!
Countless events are left wanting via radio…..
100 meter dash…..and they’re off….they’re running really fast and it’s over. The guy who ran the fastest appears to have won. Yes indeed. It’s confirmed. The fastest guy did win.
You have a calling Rich.Tennis is a good one – “he hits it over the net…..he hits it back.”
“And he hits it again. A pure stroke of genius. And he’s good with the tennis racket, too.”
No that would make good television!
White teeth? Bzzzz, I suspect an American influence there. Very suspect.
Very!
Terrible having bad influences like that. Next thing you know he’ll be training by infomercial at odd hours of the night.
The mere description of long distance circumcision had me covering my package and leaning defensively from my monitor.
Truly, you have a gift for words.
Perhaps you should be the radio broadcaster for some of these events.
Like Weightlifting.
“He’s picking it up. Yes…yes! He’s picked it up!”
Or maybe “he’s picked iy up….and dropped it”
I’m going to sue him….I patented getting out of bed with a triple somersault.
In Budgie smugglers?
My patent involves even less commercial merchandise. 🙂
Hahaha!
Based on your description of Long Distance Circumcision, how can anyone not tune in?
As a man i watch with a cushion placed over my vitals!
‘Diving does not make great radio, “He jumps…..He’s in the water.” ‘
This is how I feel about all of it. 😉
Sorry to hear that Michelle – I love the commentators babble – straining for profound words attached to Glory, words that will enter the sporting psyche of the country for eternity and then relaise they have got the wrong person!