Hello Folks!
Oily George, Gfb’s Beauty ace, is in North America scouting locations for adult versions of two Shakespeare plays.
King Leer and the The Porn Merchant of Venice Beach, are in pre-production. Donny McGuff will star as Leer and Shycock respectively in these erotic Elizabethan extravaganzas.
Thanks to Gfb’s friend and fellow blogger, Lizzie Cracked we have come up with an unforgettable prize competition for Oily’s legion of fans.
A CHANCE TO MEET HIM!
Over the next few weeks, Oily is scouting locations in the following areas;
Los Angeles
Burt Reynold’s Wig
Salt Lake City
Minnesota (In a Van Halen tribute band)
Tom Cruise’s underpants
Chicago
Walton Mountain
Toronto
Baffin island
New York
The Partridge Family’s Bus
Atlanta
Dollywood
Petrocelli’s unfinished house
New Orleans
Swamp Daddy’s Crawfish Shack
Houston
If you are near any of these locations and would like to meet Oily, the prize on offer is;
1. A body part (of your choice) in one of the movies
2. A signed copy of Oily’s new biography “Oily – The Leopard Print Years”.
3. A night out with Oily at the world famous Slippery Sam’s in Galveston, Texas
So, for a chance to win, simply complete the following caption in less than 12 words!
“I want to meet Oily George and admire his enormous……..”
We look forward to receiving your entries. (Over 18’s only please, GSOH, Non-Smokers, No Knob Jokes and NO TIME WASTERS).
Closing Date June 32nd 2012.
*(This competition is in the sole ownership of Gingerfightback promotions and as such all intellectual property, either implied or explied will remain with the pre-said organisation unless a sausage can be waved in the air in a threatening manner).
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Bwhahaaa! Leopard print years…priceless! 😀
The photos are a bit graphic too! Thongs and suchlike.
I snort giggled. Truly.
I’m frightened for Toronto.
Be afraid Michelle. Be Very Afraid!
I’m glad that this is all limited to the American continent and sundry related islands.
Well said – he is scouting the antipodes next month!
Batten down the hatches!
Let’s see,George is a brit, how about: “I want to meet Oily George and admire his enormous…” a) crown jewels, b) Big Ben, c) King Richard d)Charles Dickens
No Knob Jokes! The rules clearly state no Knob jokes!
If the opportunity arises to play Dirk Diggler’s dong, then i’d like to be considered for the part. Or Katie Price’s baps. But not both at the same time. That might present ‘issues’.
Agreed – this would need to be thought through. Prosthetics not withstanding.
I’m appalled that Oily isn’t scouting in Australia, the home of King Leers.
Appalled!
And disappointed.
I want to meet George to admire his enormous red thing, you know his Car… Love the idea of random body parts and the leopard print years, Oily is my kind of guy!
Cs
Over the year’s he has been many people’s guy – in a variety of guises!
I suck at these competitions. And, I could actually drive to Atlanta or use the excuse to go back to New Orleans for more book scouting…….
Since I suck, I would like to meet Oily George and admire his enormous tongue.
A fine answer Andra – but will it be good enough? Only time will tell……the excitement is palpable.
what a damned shame! Oily George will not be appearing anywhere within 500 miles from The Biggest Little City In the World.
Had the BEST caption too. Unfortunately I still smoke occasionally so guess the point is moot.
Signed,
Devastated in Reno
oh… fucking hilarious post -grin-
Enter anyway! – he may swerve off I thingymajig to meet you! Where is Biggest Little City in the world by the way?
Reno! Sorry just spotted it!
Boarding a plane to Burt Reynold’s Wig this afternoon. You just try keeping “The Leopard Print Years” out of my grasp.
A great read Kate – perhaps we will put a chapter or two up in due course!
By that time I will have my own copy. Signed by the author, I assume.
Definitely Kate – just nipping off to the library now to get you a copy.
Beware of sausage wavers Oily! Duck!
Too funny!
Thanks Susie – a sausage in the wrong hands can be a lethal weapon.
I guess so! “Thwack!”
My grandma lives in Tom Cruise’s underpants! She would love a good rogering from Oily.
My entry is “pink oily cock-head.” Phew. I didn’t think I could stay away from the doorknob jokes but I did.
Good answer – but will it be good enough? The tension mounts….well, sort off! Cheers.
“I want to meet Oily George and admire his enormous”ly deep and profound grasp of the challenges and vicissitudes of reproductive turnips.
My pinkie toenail awaits its closeup.
As always Guap, a wise and profound answer from you. I would expect nothng else! Good to hear from you.
I want to meet Oily George and admire his enormous … oil spill.
Apparently quite difficult to remove this sticky stuff from penguins and other marine life when an Oily spill happens.
Good answer – with an environmental twinge too. Classy.