As you know Oily George, Gfb’s Beauty advisor has helped many to improve their body image and styling through his appreciation of style, sex, erotica, smut and the ability to sexually innuendise anything he sees.
Hello Oily,
I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure and youthful looks.
Wendy, Bolsover
Oily Replies;
Wendy!
I start the day with a bowl of Hornflakes. And some fruit. Bananas mostly. Must dash, have a plane to catch!
Regards
Oily
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Oily is being very economical with words today. 🙂
He jetted off to the States yesterday and didn’t have much time to provide his normal in depth reply!
Hornflakes………..hahahahaha.
I know – a terrible pun!
Oily makes “wanting to be like him” seem so simple.
Just follow your dream!
Hornflakes. Of course!
Pornflakes too!