Ailing French President, “Tricky” Nicky Sarkozy has played a dastardly final card in his increasingly desperate bid to cling to power in France.
BANNING GINGERS!
As he trails bitter rival Francois Hollande in les polls, the titchy titular head of the 5th Republic has expanded his recent decision to force Gingers into Burkhas by completely banning them from French life.
A World Without Gingers….
In a rally outside a Boules Court in Brittany, Sarkozy, standing on a box said, “Frere Jacques, Sur la Pont D’Avignon, le Tour d’Eiffel, creme fraiche, hoh he hon. C’est les merdes Gingers whoez isez toez blamez pour mon predicamon!”
To gasps from his ball chucking audience he then blurted, “Sacere bleu! Non ces soir Josephine, Maginot Line! Avez vous une cuppa? Onions.”
Why Give This Man A Platform?
Last year, Gfb’s France correspondent Gael Force-Winds revealed the imposition of Burkhas on Gingers by Sarko.
Sarkozy’s comments put him at odds with President Barack Obama who, in a speech in Grimsby this month, said that the U.S. prized freedom of hair colour: ‘We. Are not. Going to tell people what colour. Their hair. Should be.’
He Is A Red!
- A Typical Frenchman
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Adorable – especially Obama’s speech and its punctuation … 🙂
Thank. You. ELIZA
This is truth in journalism at its best – and throwback to the days when journalist dug to uncover the facts to tell the real story.
Many thanks – we are fearless in or search for the (sort of) truth.
And much appreciated! Thanks to WordPress, the world now knows.
Hooray!
The French election is a sham until one candidate answers the main question of the people: Savez vous plantez des chous?
The question on everybody’s lips!
… and not even one from the French government cares! I have seen two redhair cabbages walking down our beach today … immigrants?
Expats at a guess Eliza!
#1. hahahhahaaaa!!! this is hilarious! #2 Being a rather unaware and common American, I know very little of Sarkozy…other than the fact that he has impeccable taste in wives. The only french I know are the songs I sing along with Carla Bruni…and I have no idea what I am saying. Lovely blog!!:))
Glad you enjoyed it! you may have noticed that my French is limited in the extreme. Best wishes
Not surprised he’s losing – sa Francais est merde
Mais oui
Fingers crossed he won’t win, but be prepared to go into hiding if he does! He promises a severe clampdown…
Thanks I will wear my hoodigran as a disguise!
Sacre bleu, Jim, you certainly know those French well. And the way you speak their language! Formidable!
Obama as a ginger. Who knew? 😉
We live and learn!
Outrageous! It is obvious that Sarkozy is trying to divert attention from serious incidences of Short-Man-Syndrome. Very courageous reporting, that hoodigran must be essential for undercover press assignments.
Gael Force-Winds never leaves home without it!
Le rotten French manne!
Haute Cuisine!
And now Sarkozy has lost.
Don’t mess with the Ginger voting bloc!
Just shows the power of nonsense!
Shame on ‘Tricky’ Nicky.
He will be missed…..