News has reached Gfb that Sarah Palin’s lesbian love lust liaison with Liz, The Queen of England has ended.
The pair split a couple of weeks ago after Sarah discovered HRT having a nibble of odd Jock songstress Susan Boyle.
But Sarah has found love in the arms of an unlikely sauce. Cheese!
Cheddar, Gouda, Emantaler, Ricotta, Feta, and even Stilton, have all been spotted in Alaskan nightspots smooching with Sarah. The perky lass has even engaged in group cheese sessions.
But definitely not French cheese. She is a Patriot.
Commented a trusted sauce, “She is crackers about them.”
Gfb asked Professor Eldritch Dip-Thong, Lecturer in Unattributed Quotes, University of Tashkent, for his views on these developments. “Haven’t got one to be honest. But I can make one up if you like!”
Either way it seems that the Rennit lovin’ Grizzly Mama has found her whey again. To prove this she recently took a swipe at Republican Presidential hopefuls, Sick Rantorum and Ritt Momney.
“Is that the best we got to offer? Hell on a Grizzly’s tinkle! I got more balls in each of ma five eyes than those Mofo’s put together! Y’all. Heck. God. Creationism. Beware of blacks. Aryan. Lock ‘n Load!”
We don’t know what it means either.
crazy … funny … post-modern tango!
Thanks Eliza – heel and toe!
F’ing hysterical picture -as well as commentary-. Just waiting for Palin to rip up a picture of the pope…
Can’t be too long now…..
I can’t get past the opening image!
Not many can.
Sick Rantorum! I love it. Hope it catches on.
He’s a lad isn’t he!
No one knows what her quote means. But people seem to love it.
Sigh…
Hope some of her fans send Sarah some turtle wax to restore the head shine.
Buff Palin!
I am still laughing at Sick Rantorum……
Hopefully a few more people are as well Andra.
She’s a live wire, that Palin character. Must be all the cheese.
Sick Rantorum got me too…
Thanks Kate – Cheese and Nightmares and old Sickboy with his stoneage(?) Catholicism……
I can understand those foreign cheeses playing away but I am disappointed in stilton. I always thought that would be a trustworthy cheese.
Yep – no if it had been Red Leicester or Cheddar…..
That first pic has me creeped out!
I understand she is on TV in the USA now – the mind boggles.
she’s not on the TV in THIS house in the USA. What idiots would hire her?
Hmmm maybe Rupert Murdoch and Fux News.
Seriously. haven’t seen her spiteful lying BS soccer mom persona on any show recently, know she does not have one of her own.
Oh wait. I don’t watch the Murdoch stations.
Please believe me…. my friends don’t go for that crap, Even though there are plenty of Americans that are drooling ignorant morons.
We did manage to elect a Black president… and now the ‘losers’ are blaming all of the ills caused by King George 2.0 on Obama. Yeahhhhhh, you try to cure a bankrupt/corrupt/old boy network nation after 8 years of abuse after only three in office.
Just me of course
I take it you are not a fan of hers then – old Rupe is in some difficulty over here as a result of hacking a dead kid’s mobile giving her parents grief. He and his weird son are due before a committee investigating this in a few weeks – keep an eye out for it as it will be entertaining to see the old bastard squirm once more.
Those group cheese sessions sure sound hot.