Is She Dishing It Out In Buenos Aires?
Gfb has learned that Our Kate has been sent on a secret mission to bongo bongo land to sort out some more Johnny Foreigner types. We had previously reported that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit squad.
Bunty - Kate's Submersible Pony
Kate, who recently attended an art gallery and looked at some drawings, ALONE! has been spotted training in the sea, staying at Butlins, Minehead with the crack CKSVAHS (Damp Division).
Even In Rubber She Looks Wonderful
This exclusive photo of Kate in her war apparel suggests something fishy to us.
Kate was aboard her submersible horse, Bunty, on the secret mission.
We believe the target to be Argentina – due to the recent tension between Britain and Argy Bargy land over the Falkland Islands. They also cheated us in the World Cup. Bastards.
Major Melatonin Lever-Arch, Slurper in Chief of the Royal Soup commented “With Kate on the job old Pampas Pedro won’t stand a chance! She’ll dish it to Diego! Now Lady Sin, a little tighter if you please.”
British PM Cameroon has ordered HMS Ginger to back up Kate’s activities. The mighty Ginger has left Hackney Wick swimming baths is being pedaled furiously the 8,000 miles to the South Atlantic. It has just reached Tower Bridge, so still some ways to go.
"We're Gonna Need A War Clegg"
We wouldn’t want to be in Maradona’s shoes right now (Bastard).
We'd Get Him In The End!
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She might consider laser hair removal. Sheesh!
Too funny.
So I’ll ask the most obvious question: Who is this chick?
She is the glory of all things Britannia! modest, dutiful, virginal and snared a Royal in the bargain!
Would love to see some pics of Bunty in action!
Will see what we can find.
Maybe she met our former governor, who told his staff he was going to hike on the Appalachian Trail alone only to end up in Argentina on a taxpayer-financed romp with his mistress………
NOT ginger behavior.
Agreed – sounds like a bit of a lad!
Will Kate have it renamed to Ar-Ginge-Tina?
Let’s hope so – that’ll out fox ’em!
Bunty just cracked me up. Thanks for your imagination…..or maybe the truth which hasn’t found it’s way to my hemisphere of the world yet. 🙂
It’s on its way!