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Sarah Palin’s Love Life – Has She Turned Gay?

February 10, 2012 by gingerfightback

The Queen of Hingeland?

Tanktop McBain, Gfb’s lead reporter has learned today that Moma Grizzly, Sarah Palin’s romance with The Pope is over. For more info follow this link – http://gingerfightback.com/2011/12/09/sarah-palins-lovelife/

The doyen of the Pea Tarty, who recently sought to ban Whales because they were big, is being consoled by her lawn mower after the goose stepping Pontiff ditched her for what he laughably described as “God”.

Palin was devastated to finally understand that celibacy was not a delicately cook white fish and was in fact a well-known person with a lisp.

Pope Pius 23rd

“I sure is devastated, but heck y’know life goes on!” Sarah told a close pal whilst teaching her kids, Cre, Ati, On, Ism about the inherent evil that earthworms pose to mankind.

Liz’s Lezzer Lust!

Rumours ripen by the second however that Sarah is now in the arms of a new lover, The Queen of England. She and Lesbo Liz have been seen strolling around Anchorage hand in hand, giggling like school kids and looking dreamily into each other eyes.

“Shucks!” cried Palin, “I admit it. That Liz is one hot bit of ass! You’ll never have a frown once you’ve tried some Windsor Crown!”

She's A Malteser

What first attracted the two lovers? Honeycombed chocolate balls it would appear to us!

However, Buckingham Palace remains tight lipped about the rumours.

"Nature's Played A Cruel Trick On Her"

“Bollocks,” the Keeper of The Royal Satsuma told Gfb, “Her Royal Sinus is not havin’ it large with Ms Palin. Now clear off – I want to watch the repeat of CSI – mind you it is not the same since Grissom left is it?”

So it must be true then.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged God, Humor, Lesbian, News, Politics, Sarah Palin, The Queen, UK, United States | 21 Comments

21 Responses

on February 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm | Reply emmjae

Ha!
- on February 11, 2012 at 10:53 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Ha!
on February 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm | Reply Andra Watkins

Haha! What a coupling that would be………Sarah Palin is such an annoyance.
on February 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm | Reply gingerfightback

I would pay money to see it. Not in THAT way of course. off to the Tower for the night!
on February 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm | Reply Rich Crete

Great pic of Queenie. Reminds me of the Randy Newman song: You Can Leave Your Hat On.
- on February 11, 2012 at 10:52 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Gawd Bless ‘er guv’nor!
on February 10, 2012 at 7:42 pm | Reply El Guapo

When will Sarah learn? She won;t find happiness until she dates someone her own age. Preferably brain-dead. And spineless.
- on February 11, 2012 at 10:52 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  There’s a reality show in there……..
on February 12, 2012 at 4:51 am | Reply Ape No. 1

In her majesty’s Alzheimer afflicted twilight years, she will inevitably be forgetting Sarah Palin.

Where do you get these ideas GFB!
- on February 12, 2012 at 10:48 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Good point about Liz’s remaining years. Phil is a natural foil as well. He’s gutted at the moment – remember the heart scare at Xmas?
on February 12, 2012 at 7:31 pm | Reply lorrelee1970

You really know how to expose the real news stories. Where can I get those earrings?
- on February 13, 2012 at 11:17 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Any good deli counter.
on February 13, 2012 at 10:32 pm | Reply kateshrewsday

Just waiting for the first pics now, Jim. Lets make our paparazzi earn their spell in jail.
- on February 14, 2012 at 9:45 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Expect something in next week’s OK!
on February 15, 2012 at 2:54 am | Reply butimbeautiful

So funny!
- on February 15, 2012 at 9:26 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  Thanks – all true (apparently)
on February 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm | Reply trixfred30

Palin managed to get the part of the President of the US in a new film about the return of the Nazis to invade earth, Apparently they’ve been hiding out on the moon for the past 70 years
- on February 21, 2012 at 10:40 am | Reply gingerfightback
  
  That explains a lot!
on February 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm | Reply The Hook

Palin doesn’t deserve your time or attention, my talented friend!
Great post, though.
- on February 21, 2012 at 2:43 pm | Reply gingerfightback
  
  thanks
on February 21, 2012 at 8:46 pm | Reply GOF

Thoroughly entertaining. I have to agree that the whales need to go…their bulk is solely responsible for rising ocean levels.