“And that is why I can make a case for Creationism.”
The Velociraptor’s arguments impressed me with both their insight and diligence. It was just a shame that she was put off the train at Reading station for possessing an Advance Super Saver ticket, when in fact only Super Saver Tickets were valid. The train guard would not budge from company policy.
“I bet Jenny Agutter never had this trouble in the Railway Children,” The Velociraptor cried as she alighted onto the platform.
As the train wheezed away from the station, I caught a glimpse of her sitting on a bench on Platform 3 tackling a Chicken Salsa Wrap and a Diet coke.
I hope she made it to Swansea for the family reunion.
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Caught out by the Advance Super Saver trick hey? Guess she’s still living in the Jurassic era – gotta catch up with the times!
Funnily enough that is what First Great Western timetables are based upon!
Lol! Brilliant!
Thanks!
Oh those velociraptors!
Nasty little critters!
Jenny Agutter … *sigh*
Agreed!